Creature Feature: Rhodessan Enforcer

There hardly seems to be any point in calling it "Friday Creature Feature" anymore, does there? Anyway, here's another Peryton RPG spirit to play with, even though it's only Wednesday. And, just because I feel like it, I'm going to add some T&T stats at the end.

The Hidden Reality

I finished this book a couple of weeks ago and it's pretty cool. I was thinking about writing a review, but that doesn't sound like much fun, so here's a picture of the cover instead.

12 Angry Mole Men

So I was reading the latest Trayvon thing and have since been amusing myself by imagining the jury they'll have to settle on, should this go to trial. To find people who've never heard of this case, I'm thinking we'll see some members of religious cults that forbid television, Hattie the swamp witch, maybe some mole people, a couple of undiagnosed schizophrenics, and, I dunno, how about Long John Silver?

Silver should definitely be the foreman, what with all his leadership experience and treasure-burying skills. I would not want to be in that room when Hattie decides that nobody is paying attention to her elaborate crime scene reconstruction, though. And, you know, mole people.

No Agenda

There's a lot that's fun about making gaming stuff as a business. Even when it's not fun or even profitable, it can be very satisfying. It's not by any means a sufficient source of income for more than the occasional night out, but still, it's more exciting when there's something at stake. There's a drive to make something really exceptional that you don't get when you're just slapping monsters and house rules together and setting them loose on the Internet. It's also a great excuse to go to conventions. There's a danger in mixing all these drugs, though.

Not too long ago, at BASHCon, I played an Advanced Dungeons & Dragons game that just totally rocked. I couldn't get over how much I loved playing in that game. I think there were several reasons for that. The obvious ones were that the dungeon master put on a great show and the players were all into it. Later, it came to me that there was something to the choice of rule sets as well. Second Edition AD&D is my D&D. Design improvements aside, it's where I really started bringing my games to life instead of just fumbling around, and it's probably the one role-playing game that I've spent more time playing than any other. It's where Ezren came from. But there was one thing I still wasn't getting.

Moved largely by my BASHCon experience, I started up a campaign. As I gathered players and started putting the pieces together for the introductory adventure, I got that "wow" feeling again and found myself getting more and more excited by the prospect. And this was before we even played. Could going back to this game really be that wonderful, even if we give nostalgia some of the credit?

Then I had another thought. I'm running this for my friends, using a system whose rules I know from years of exploration. I'm not playing a game I wrote or support. I'm not trying to impress a bunch of strangers or get used to a new system. I'm not noticing orphaned text or wondering how much the damn art will cost. I hadn't even realized it, but these little naggy whispers had been slithering in the background of my games for quite a while. Not this time. This time, I'm just playing the game.

We played our first session last weekend. Despite some awkwardness with the format (it's really distracting to be able to see yourself talking), it went well. I might be completely over-thinking the reasons, but I'm still having a great time, and I think a bit of this kind of relaxation can only be a benefit as I get back into more productive sorts of fun.

BASHCon XXVII: The Dread Pirate AquaFox

I should probably write some kind of introduction here, but I don't wanna spend all day on this thing.

Friday
We got up and got moving at a leisurely pace, even pausing to make reservations online instead of calling on the road. We were staying at the Red Roof Inn this time instead of the official BASHCon hotel, mostly because of a better location away from the jam-prone intersection. After lounging a bit, we headed over to the university to pick up our badges. Tom brought a plastic baby from when he taught CPR or something to hold Jerry’s place in line.

Once it got started, the pre-registration line moved faster than I’ve ever seen at BASHCon, obliging Jerry to acknowledge losing his bet by naming one of the pirates in his D&D game after the coordinator, “AquaFox.” The theme of this year’s con was “Pirates vs. Ninjas” and everyone was asked to pick one at registration. I went with ninja.

I was finished so early that, when I reflexively wandered into the exhibit hall, it still hadn’t opened. I was eventually escorted out after asking someone where Tom’s game was going to be. I heard them reprimanding the guy watching the door as I left. I felt sorry for him; anyone can kick the peg-leg out from under a pirate, but it’s impossible to control access to your space with all these ninja running around.

Tom, Trevor, and I eventually hooked back up in that lounge area behind the TV room. Tom still had his plastic baby. I noticed with some irritation that one of my events, the one that would have been most likely to attract new players at that, had been left out of the program, but apparently it was still in the system. But you probably don’t care about that, or the subsequent shopping trip where I picked up a couple of AD&D books to replace my damaged ones, even though I don't really know what use I'll have for them. Move along.

Okay, well, then there was Tom’s Tunnels & Trolls game, “Leprechaun Island.” Jerry showed up, along with Andrew and Paul H., who, having gamed and had a meal with me, is now entitled to his real name instead of “some guy called G’noll” as he was tagged when I briefly met him at Gen Con. Jerry and I played our usual characters from Tom’s T&T campaign, while the others rolled up new ones. The adventure was a tense lesson in the cosmology of Elder, full of snooty fey folk and creepy elemental creatures. It culminated in a cool scene with flying ghost ships spiraling into a waterfall that poured out of a hovering tower. Oh, and then we had to escape.

I’m almost glad we don’t have Del Taco in Cleveland. Much as I’ve come to love it, part of its charm is that it's a midnight treat to look forward to every year at BASHCon.

Saturday
Our first game on the agenda was Stay Alive, Jerry’s experimental zombie horror variant of Tunnels & Trolls. Paul joined us again, along with Alex and Andrew, both of whom we had gamed with before at BASHCon, and Trevor and one other guy whose name I didn’t catch. We played ourselves, gaming at BASHCon late at night when the zombie outbreak hits. This was more fun than I expected it to be, especially when Tom agreed to a plan and then changed his mind after we all split up. Yeah, we split up, but it worked! Jerry has more to say about the event in his blog.

After our game-selves escaped the zombie-infested UT campus and started their journey towards the frozen wastelands of Michigan, we imitated art and walked our real-life selves over to Phoenicia, where we had regrouped after the initial outbreak. We had a full table with great conversations about gaming and foreign food, and a recital of Paul's long poem about Firefly. It was probably a good poem but, while I can read all day, I tend to tune out orators in favor of daydreams about bounding across the desert in ten-mile jumps.

Happily, we didn't follow up by going to Michigan. Less happily, nobody showed for Shadows of Silver Cove. Tom hadn't scheduled anything for the afternoon, so we wandered around the place until the auction caught our eyes. I picked up a copy of Legion of Gold for two dollars. The Bill Willingham cover alone was a prize to me. Tom made Jerry spend more money than he should have on a dice tray, and came back with some sort of Judges' Guild space mapping thing which he hasn't opened yet, and a mangled Africa supplement for an Indiana Jones game.

It's probably best not to speak of the evening's Call of Cthulhu games. After that, DEL TACO!

Sunday
Jerry's 2E AD&D game, "Ninja Dawn on Pirate Island" was my favorite of this year's events. It was a pretty simple plot, but somehow it just made me happy. We were pirate hunters who captured a ship destined for an island where drow were buying slaves, and that's about all there was to it. The pirate captain was named AquaFox, in honor of the aforementioned bet. I played a halfling cleric/thief and got to do a lot of sneaky backstabby stuff in combat, even taking out the eponymous ninja among a squadron of drow and their pet spiders. There were a couple of kids in the group too, which is always cool to see. Well, not always, but these particular kids were cool.

I'm tempted to write up a separate entry about my fondness for 2nd Edition AD&D and about the bizarre hostility towards it that you'll see in an outspoken bunch of gamers who adore the very similar 1st Edition, but I should probably resist that urge. Instead, here's AquaFox with the miniature used to represent his piratical namesake. And Jerry. He's not a miniature.

Try and pretend that there's some kind of clever and/or thoughtful conclusion here to wrap things up.

Booked Up for BASHCon

Looks like we're all set to descend on Toledo for BASHCon XXVII in February. I'm running two events:

• Shadows of Silver Cove (Peryton RPG+) You’ve clawed your way out of the underwater cocoons, felt your way to the surface, and clambered onto the shore. You’re free of the bizarre little crustaceans that had been feeding on your dreams, but what now? You have no idea where you are, and there doesn’t seem to be anyone around to ask. Could you have been the only ones to escape? Characters will be provided. This event is part of the Walk the Spiral campaign, but you don't have to know anything about that to play. Saturday 2pm-6pm
• The Only Good Pirate (Call of Cthulhu) Modern day paranormal investigators are abducted by time-traveling pirates into a deadly nightmare world. Also, one of the players is secretly a ninja. (Hey, the theme of the con is Pirates vs. Ninjas, so I had to work it in somewhere!) Saturday 7:30pm-Midnight

And the other Peryton Gamers will be pretty busy too:

• The Null'ood Queen (Trevor - Bolt & Hammer) This is an Indy RPG design by a Northwest Ohio Native. The participants will be using pre-generated characters. The setting takes place in a post-apocalyptic (Disease Caused) Earth, particularly the Western U.S.A. and will have to defeat an alien insect-like queen and her minions. Friday 1pm-3pm
• Panic Station (Jerry - Board Game) A paranoia-driven partly cooperative game in which you control two characters in the Extermination Corps sent out by the government to investigate the presence of fiendish alien life forms. But, one player is secretly an alien, plotting against the others to keep them from competing their mission. Friday 6pm-7pm
• Leprechaun Island (Tom - Tunnels & Trolls) Deep in the Issippyan Sea is the island of Obdlunn, and it's a stranger place than even your hardcore tunnel delver has ever experienced. A tunnel crawl for Tunnels and Trolls, 7+ edition, characters. The levels are roughly 4-6. PCs can be created here. Friday 7pm-Midnight
• T&T Horror: Apocalypse Kinda Now (Jerry - Tunnels & Trolls) You are having a good old time at the BASH Con convention, but something does not seem to be right at the end of Saturday Night. The security guard is trying to get your group out the door, but others seem to be trying to get back in. Will you survive the night? Saturday 9am-1pm
• The Massacre of Glass Town (Trevor - Bolt & Hammer) This is an Indy Game that uses pre-generated characters. The game setting is based in a post-apocalyptic (disease caused) Earth. The adventure itself takes place in the destroyed metropolis of Toledo, OH. What will they face? Who is that creature in the shadows? Join the game and find out. Saturday 3pm-6pm
• Bigger Than a Breadbox (Tom - Call of Cthulhu) A group of UFO hunters found something last winter at the Castle of the Moth, but their notes seem rather incoherent. Did something just go bump in the night? Saturday 7pm - Midnight
• Darkshade Chronicles - Ninja Dawn on Pirate Island (Jerry - AD&D 2nd Edition) You have been hired to hunt down Mad Morgan and his crew for terrorizing the High Seas, but who else is trying to take down the Pirate King? Characters provided - kid friendly. Sunday 9am-1pm

If you're going to be anywhere near Toledo, Ohio on the weekend of February 17-19, stop in and say hello!

Once More, We Have Survived

I'm back from InConTroll, which was essentially a Troll Hoot in a game store in Indianapolis. We ran five sessions at the Arsenal Game Room & Cafe, four of which were playtests for our own new games.

Tom's Tunnels & Trolls game was a continuation of the campaign my wizard, Jerry's dwarf, and Trevor's troll have been making their way through with various extras for the past few years. This one had something to do with stuff being developed for the Trollish Delver's Peakvale setting. There was a high body count, but Jherrrii the Great and Alanthea survived, which is only proper.

Scott's ND-RPG card-based game has some neat rules. I'm eager to see where it goes. The scenario was really just a combat experiment though, so there's not much to say. My Walk the Spiral scenario, "Shadows of Silver Cove," went well, with several players saying they found it creepy and Twilight Zone-ish. I'll be running it again at BASHCon, so I'm not going to post the full summary until after that. Trevor took us on a snake-killing rampage with his Dynamo (which was originally Quantum and briefly Bolt & Hammer) RPG for the evening show, when, as usual, everyone was kind of punchy.

Finally, on Sunday, we played Scott's board game, a very detailed arena combat game in which we took the role of people who own gladiators (there's probably a better name for that which escapes me at the moment), equipping our various conscripts, champions, and monsters and sending them out to fight. It's not really my kind of game, but I still had a great time. He really has this thing well thought-out. I would probably have gotten tired of it if we played for the full duration, but for a few hours it was really cool.

And that's it. I'm not going to go into the kind of detail I usually do and write up the whole weekend because I'm kind of busy, but Tom and Jerry (I love saying that) have summed it all up admirably, and even provided pictures, in their own blogs.

• A Weekend for Awesome Uber-Overlords (Tom)
• InConTroll of the Arsenal - Day 1 (Jerry)
• InConTroll of the Arsenal - Day 2 and 3 (Jerry)

And by the way, if you didn't get the classic film reference in the title of this entry, shame on you.