Getting near the end of Season 4 in Lost (yeah, I can't believe I didn't get into this while it was on TV) and damn, that marine is an asshole! I guess it's sort of a "boy named Sue" effect, though. I mean, Keamy? Makes me wonder how bad his first name must be, to drive him into a field where he's called by his last.
"Hey, Wiggledog, come here and help me out with-"
"Shut up! Just shut up, damn you! It's Private Keamy now!"
"(chortle) Seriously? Okay, fine, Private Keamy."