"Painted crabs! My master must feed!"
I hate it, but on some level I also admire the balls it takes for Microsoft to send me an annoying notification telling me that it won't be sending me annoying notifications for a little while.
I might have gone a little overboard with the "MyPetIn5Words" tweets.
"Writer Tom Taylor... teases that not everyone will survive issue No. 1."
It's that Zorro-lookin' guy who bites it, right? He has "throwaway" written all over him. Gotta be the Zorro guy.
Irish whiskey is what scotch would taste like if it didn't hate you.