the latest Trayvon thing and have since been amusing myself by imagining the jury they'll have to settle on, should this go to trial. To find people who've never heard of this case, I'm thinking we'll see some members of religious cults that forbid television, Hattie the swamp witch, maybe some mole people, a couple of undiagnosed schizophrenics, and, I dunno, how about Long John Silver?
Silver should definitely be the foreman, what with all his leadership experience and treasure-burying skills. I would not want to be in that room when Hattie decides that nobody is paying attention to her elaborate crime scene reconstruction, though. And, you know, mole people.