In an online chat while at work, I mentioned to Tom that I'd been called for jury duty next week and...
Tom: My woman's going to be a judge! big bucks!
Me: lol. No, nobody wants that to happen.
Tom: Only the guilty don't
Me: I am Robin the Judge and I sentence you to FIRE!
Tom: 12 ppl were sentenced to be burned outside of cityhall today for repeated parking violations
Me: That's what you get for besmirching Robin's New World with your petty crimes!
Tom: And a convicted double homicide suspect who looked a lot like Stringer Bell on the TV show the Wire was sentenced to comunity service for a week.
Me: Well, sometimes you have to show mercy.
Tom: All hail Robin the merciful.
Me: Am I not merciful? AM I NOT MERCIFUL?
Tom: (room full of ppl wearing burlap yell "Yes!...?")
Me: Now there's a justice system I'd be proud to support.