America, when will you wake up to the dangers of sci-fi encroachment? How many poor defenseless border guards have to be choked by nerdofascists before our bleeding heart government takes action? We are at war, people! And I bet it's not just science fiction writers. We should really be taking a close look at academics and journalists, too. This guy is a biologist, and I'd be very interested to hear why the liberal media didn't think that was worth including in the first paragraph. Not one of their organizations has ever officially stood up to condemn the doctrine of customs-guard strangulation, you know.
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